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Sunday, September 24, 2017
Saturday, September 23, 2017
Halloween Wants
You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
God
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Now Playing: Beneath The Floorboards
Why would they not be gone? I paced the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the men --but the noise steadily increased. Oh God! what could I do? I foamed --I raved --I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had been sitting, and grated it upon the boards, but the noise arose over all and continually increased. It grew louder --louder --louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! --no, no! They heard! --they suspected! --they knew! --they were making a mockery of my horror!-this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! and now --again! --hark! louder! louder! louder! louder!
"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the beating of his hideous heart!"
Edgar Allan Poe
By Delvis, from Halloween at High Noon's les Morts Gothique.
Minimalism
If I were a pumpkin, I think I'd be pretty upset about this. I'd be like "Funny...now carve an eye over that and finish my face....hey, wait... come back!"
Friday, September 22, 2017
Thursday, September 21, 2017
13 Foot Reaper
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| I'd prefer a very tall Reaper when my time comes. I'll probably get Gary Coleman. |
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Anise & Clove Candles - Final Push
Re-re-re-RE-promoting these candles as we approach October.
Important to note: I get no kickback from these sales, as I realize I'm neurotic about mentioning them on the blog. It's just that:
A. I love them and KNOW you'll dig them.
B. I need this company to sell them for as long as I haunt my porch.
(and all her other Autumn stuff is great too.)
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Tuesday, September 19, 2017
Sunday, September 17, 2017
Saturday, September 16, 2017
Friday, September 15, 2017
Jamie Lee Curtis Returns As Laurie Strode
Jamie Lee Curtis returns to her iconic role as Laurie Strode, who comes to her final confrontation with Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago.
Master of horror John Carpenter will executive produce and serve as creative consultant on this film, joining forces with cinema’s current leading producer of horror, Jason Blum (Get Out, Split, The Purge, Paranormal Activity). Inspired by Carpenter’s classic, filmmakers David Gordon Green and Danny McBride crafted a story that carves a new path from the events in the landmark 1978 film, and Green also directs.
HALLOWEEN will be produced by Malek Akkad, whose Trancas International Films has produced the HALLOWEEN series since its inception. Green and McBride will executive produce under their Rough House Pictures banner.
HALLOWEEN will be distributed worldwide by Universal Pictures.
I'm not as thrilled as I'd think I'd be by this news, but here's hoping it's a truly scary horror film. I guess they're erasing the other films in the series. And I'm thinking I'm ok with that (though HALLOWEEN IV is a terrific sequel).
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Thursday, September 14, 2017
Wednesday, September 13, 2017
Tuesday, September 12, 2017
Fake Is Cool
What's better than a smoking fake fire or cauldron?
Nothing, that's what.
I could pull up a beach chair and watch something like this for hours....
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Sunday, September 10, 2017
Saturday, September 9, 2017
High Noon Vs Evil Dead
And I still think this song needs to be used in the next season of Ash vs Evil Dead...it's excellent suiting-up music.
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High Noon Tunes
The cooler weather we've been having is making me hungry for some new stuff from Halloween at High Noon... absolutely cannot wait for this year's release.
Click below for a track from their les Morts Gothique album:
Friday, September 8, 2017
Thursday, September 7, 2017
Halloween Fruit
I've seen this photo a lot over the years searching for blog material...and every time I see it I imagine the reaction kids must have as their eyes fall upon it... the bananas already starting to turn brown around the eyes and mouths...the oranges drying out on the surface, with their celery stalk stems' earthy flavor clashing with the sweetness of the oranges.
There are three possibilities as to who initially invented these:
1. Someone who doesn't understand children.
2. Someone who hates children.
3. A Nun.
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